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westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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inpursuitofshreddedness:

i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this

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  • me talking to little kids:oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people:I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age:well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
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tyleroakley:

me attempting humility

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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fueledbyramen:

twenty one pilots: Guns For Hands (LIVE)

Watch twenty one pilots’ incredible performance of ‘Guns For Hands’ at the Alternative Press Music Awards in Cleveland on Monday night. Make sure you check out Tyler climb to the top of the stage scaffolding at 3:00.

Click HERE to check out their performance of ‘Car Radio’ with Michael Bohn of Issues and an introduction from Paramore!

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

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